Okay. So, I’m going to start catching up now. I promise. Pinky swear! Some days will have more films than others. It depends who’s company I’m in. But I will be watching films. Yep. I mean it. Okay. Let’s go.
Indecent Proposal. After going bankrupt, a couple is approached with an offer of 1 million dollars in exchange for a night with the wife.
So, I like the concept. Well. Actually, now that I think about, no I don’t. But I did. It seemed like something that would interest me. I’m messed up. The whole idea of it is messed up. Surely this is a winning combination.
No.
I mean, I’m not saying the film was bad. Because it actually wasn’t. I just really hated it. The story I mean. In what world would you even think about cheating on your partner for money? Okay, so I guess I’m not really the best to judge. I’m both single and own a bit of money of my own. Not, like, masses. But enough to last me a month. But I’m still pretty sure I would never cheat on my partner. Cheating is wrong. Wrong. End of.
Rant about that over. Let’s go on to the acting.
It was…alright. Not the most amazing stuff in the world, but nowhere near the worst either. I’ve never seen Robert Redford before (I probably have, but he’s not someone that I recognise nor want to go out and find either) so I don’t really have much of an opinion on him. For a creepy man who buys women for money, he did a good job. But I can’t really see him in any other role. He kind of suits that part too much…
Demi Moore. She’s a woman that I’ve heard about but never seen any of her stuff. She’s alright, I suppose. I mean, I couldn’t see past her character in this film. Who I hate. With so much passion. Ask my friend. He’ll tell you how much comments I was making about her whoreish ways. Stupid cow. I hate her.
And then there’s Woody Harrelson. I didn’t like him in Zombieland, and his acting skills haven’t really been rectified by this film. He was just meh. Although, it was his character that I liked the most. Doesn’t really say much though. They were all a bunch of twats. So, yeah, the best of the bunch.
You know what the one thing I learnt from this film was? If you’re depressed, buy a hippo. (This wasn’t actually said in the film. It’s just something that my friend and I picked up on whilst watching it, and kind of dragged out for the remainder of it.) Hippo’s are a source of instant happiness, and allow you to pick up chicks all the time. I want a hippo…
Went slightly off track there. So…where was I? Oh. Film. Yeah. Meh. Watch it I guess. If you can get past the horrific moral conflicts that will rip your soul out of your nostrils, then it’s an okay film. But I just couldn’t get past it. Not until the hippo arrived. So, nah. Not for me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m being forced to watch another film. My payment will be in baby hippos.
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